Joke of the Day - 结婚 Jiéhūn

helenshen_counselor
September 01, 2009, 03:37 AM posted in General Discussion

结婚
Jiéhūn

鲤鱼和乌龟去领结婚证。
Lǐyú hé wūguī qù lǐngjié hūn zhèng.

办事员问乌龟年龄,乌龟说:100。
Bànshìyuán wèn wūguī niánlíng,wūguī shuō:100.

办事员遗憾地说:“对不起,按照你们家族规定,你还未成年,不准结婚。”
Bànshìyuán yíhàn de shuō:“duìbuqǐ,ànzhào nǐmen jiāzú guīdìng,nǐ hái wèichéngnián,bù zhǔn jiéhūn. ”


結婚
Jiéhūn

鯉魚和烏龜去領結婚證。
Lǐyú hé wūguī qù lǐng jiéhūn zhèng.

辦事員問烏龜年齡,烏龜說:100。
Bànshìyuán wèn wūguī niánlíng,wūguī shuō:100.

辦事員遺憾地說:“對不起,按照你們家族規定,你還未成年,不准結婚。”
Bànshìyuán yíhàn de shuō:“duìbuqǐ,ànzhào nǐmen jiāzú guīdìng,nǐ hái wèichéngnián,bù zhǔn jiéhūn. ”


结婚/ jiéhūn / to get married
鲤鱼/ lǐyú / carp
乌龟/ wūguī / turtle
结婚证/ jiéhūn zhèng / marriage certificate
办事员/ bànshìyuán / clerk
年龄/ niánlíng / age
遗憾/ yíhàn / regret
家族/ jiāzú / clan
规定/ guīdìng / rule
未成年/ wèichéngnián / under age

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kimiik
September 02, 2009, 10:16 AM

In french, the marriage of carp and rabbit is an expression that describes a strange association. That's not very far from this joke about the marriage of a carp and a turtle.

mariage de la carpe et du lapin
marriage of carp and rabbit
鲤鱼和兔 的结婚