Help! 请帮我翻译一下这些世界杯的笑话

xia0yu
June 18, 2010, 03:32 AM posted in General Discussion
"I feel like I just won the world cup, I know many of you would too, if only half this country knew what soccer is" So if Korea doesn't win, will Kim Jung Il blow missles at us? lol No, the world is not in one cup. In France v Uruguay, Thierry Henry was calling for a handball, ohh the irony... lol I can save an easy shot, LOL jk I'm Robert Green. Don't worry Robert Green, England fans might hate you, but their's plenty of love here in America. :) Jk, I'm very corney, when it comes to jokes. "I feel like I just won the World Cup....which in this country would be a big accomplishment considering we hardly ever qualify for it or even win a game." 不是很懂有什么好笑的?求高人指点!
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xia0yu
June 19, 2010, 02:15 AM

is there anyone help me?

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changye

Is that really a joke?

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xia0yu

I don't know... I found them from the yahooanswers

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changye

I guess that is only banter between football fans.

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danchao

It's not much of a joke, he's just making fun of things that are happening in the World Cup. For example, he's laughing at Robert Green's mistake in the USA vs England game.

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xiao_liang

They are kind of jokes. Like changye said - just banter between different teams. For example:

"Don't worry Robert Green, England fans might hate you, but their's plenty of love here in America. :)"

Robert Green made a mistake, and conceded a goal, so England drew their first game with America 1 goal each.