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Though ninjas aren't generally considered one of the risks of doing business in China, one never knows when one is in danger of being knocked off. Sometimes letting down the facade of Mr. Nice Guy can turn on you, as our Canadian businessman Peter is about to discover, to his chagrin. Listen to this podcast, and the tale of Peter's descent into the dark, ugly underworld of Manager Li, in Mandarin Chinese.

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daihwa says
OMG, the pic accompanying this lesson is priceless. Great lesson!
September 11, 2007 from the Web.
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jibril says
Haha, wow. I can hardly wait to listen to this lesson. I'm sure it will have me in stitches.
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shuaibao says
利害 啊!
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dave says
Fun lesson!
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mark says
The penalties for being 无聊 on Chinesepod are harsh. [I better watch myself.]
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user22160 says
这个课程太有意思了!好玩得不得了!谢谢你们!
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henning says
I hope Peter wakes up from this strange nightmare. He still hasn't fulfilled his mission. He still needs to hit on that married business woman called Lili and turn her life into a total mess.
September 11, 2007 from the Web.
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John says
I think it's safe to say that Peter's noble mission of bringing cheap hammers to the fine people of Canada is over.
September 11, 2007 from the Web.
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azerdocmom says
This is such a strange turn of events...poor Peter...I'm sad that he's come to such a violent ending. Mr. Li turns out to be evil and sinister. Wake UP Peter! Wake UP! It's a nightmare! 這只是恶梦!醒來了!醒來了!( Insert dramatic sobbing!)
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marygrace says
Did I miss a lesson? What did Peter do to deserve this?
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wildyaks says
That's a pretty drastic measure to get rid of a person the Cpod team is tired of making lessons of.. Fun one, though, I admit
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azerdocmom says
marygrace That's right, Peter didn't do ANYthing to deserve this tragic fate...it's just aweful...(insert another bout of violent sobbing and flailing of arms!)
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John says
Who ever said life was fair? If tragedy must take place, let it rain upon fictional people. That's what I say. :)
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changye says
中文播客你们干得真好啊! 平时关系不好的中日两国 收拾洋人的时候才能合作。 我真没想到当代日本忍者 有时侯出差国外干这种活。 这个大大出乎意料的结尾 比哈利波特还要精彩得多! It is a typical story with an unlikely surprising ending. I’m sure this lesson has just become much more interesting than Harry Potter.
September 11, 2007 from the Web.
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artkho says
I haven't really followed this Canada-China saga. This lesson is sinister! Hmmmm, who wrote this piece? John, did you? Is there someone on the Cpod writing team who has something against the Canadians? ;-) And were Peter's last words "忍者, eh?" Amber's gonna kill me for this. :-) Art
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linguisticpotato says
BEST PODCAST YET!
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dmartind says
Such dama. The hammer business is pretty rough. We anticipate a violent end for those who choose such a life. But I'm with Henning -- Peter and Lili were meant to meet (and then maybe her rich husband could send the Ninjia for Peter).
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amber says
Hi Art, No, no, don't worry... I extracted the word 'eh' from my vocabulary repertoire when I left Canada. It sounds so hick... even to my Canadian ears.
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dmartind says
I see in the "topics" tags for this lesson "terminating_a_conversation." And I noticed on the phone in Chinese sometimes ending a call is a bit awkard so they just hang up on me (or is it just me). But a Ninja sword, now that's another alternative to termate a conversation. More seriously, is there a "right" way to end a phone call in Chinese, besides an English "byebye" or just hanging up?
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goulnik says
it's all because of that taxi driver who made him believe he was another 大山, he just didn't get his tones right and came to regret he had the nerve to bargain the price of those damn hammers
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lvbin says
Poor Peter... I didn't like him very much, but....THIS??? I hope Evil Manager Li gets his just desserts in the end. Maybe Peter's family of Canadian lumberjacks and mounties will come to China seeking vengeance. btw, my itunes isn't picking up this lesson. perhaps it's too evil for rss.
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John says
Art, Amber says she can always easily recognize the dialogues I have heavy involvement in. Maybe you're developing an eye for them too...
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billybobjoebobwilly says
Ninja Hotline.. Ha ha You stab em, We'll slab em
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huomao says
John, did you spend too much time watching "Ask a ninja" on Youtube?
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wildyaks says
I never knew what a ninjia was until this lesson... I am familiar however with 黑社会 since they once had to put our university under curfew because some students had gotten in a fight with some 黑社会人and the school was worried they would come and take revenge...
September 11, 2007 from the Web.
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wildyaks says
Sorry, I misspelled. Ninja, of course. Somehow it makes me think of Ningxia...
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man2toe says
真精彩. 有忍者非常有趣. 實際上今天的對話讓我挺難過. 這十年以來我聽過有蠻多在中國的台商或偶爾台商和他全家人(妻子孩子)被黑社會殺死了的消息.我想像實際台商狀態跟虛構Peter先生狀態有一點類似. 可怕.
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kazumit says
这是Peter的梦想吧? 是不是?
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changye says
Peter should have purchased India-made hammers.
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johnb says
When I came to China, my mom told me two things: 1) make sure I didn't drink the water; 2) watch out for ninjas. Sure glad I listened to mom...
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mark says
Now I will never find out what all the hammers were for. There's probably some secret cult of hammer fetishists hiding out in Canada somewhere. They pooled all of their life savings to get poor Peter Chinese lessons and sent him off to China to get cheap hammers. Now, manager Li will have to get used to life on the lamb as they will relentlessly seek revenge.
September 11, 2007 from the Web.
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amber says
hi dmartind, Here is a mini-newbie lesson just for you, about wrapping up a phone conversation in a nice way: A - 你还有事吗? (Nǐ háiyǒu shì ma?) B - 没了。 (Méi le.) A - 那就这样吧。我先挂了。(Nà jiù zhèyàng ba. Wǒ xiān guà le.)
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bazza says
If they're a ISO 9000 approved supplier, that's a definite non-conformance under customer satisfaction.
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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maxiewawa says
You can never get enough ninjas when you're learning a new language. I suggest ninjas become a daily part of Chinesepod, with each lesson featuring Ninjas in some way. Maybe we could have a new series, now that the business series seems to have finished. Something to do with Ninjas. I have always wondered who'd win a fight between a 忍者 and a Shaolin Monk.
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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lostinasia says
So, like in the LiLi/ ZhangLiang saga, is there going to be an alternate ending where pirates come to Peter's rescue? (I keep waiting for John to elabourate on the ninja/ pirate war mentioned in an earlier podcast.) I was actually kind of hoping this saga would reverse stereotypes, and have "sweet gentlemanly Canadian" Peter totally rip off the well-meaning but naive Chinese businessman. Finish off with a fake news report about the dangers of doing business in Canada. Ah well.
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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eileen says
Hi Ivbin, Hmmm... checked out my own feed and it shows this lessons as my first lesson on the Home page, same goes for he feed as well. Does it show on your Home page? :-)
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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John says
LostInAsia, I had to refrain from bringing up pirates in this lesson, because it's just not very relevant to poor dead Peter. But anyway, the ninja-pirate war is pretty well documented elsewhere.
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mchanatwork says
crazy! wa ha ha
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hariko says
I'm scared. I barely understood the dialogue, and I'm scared.
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marchey says
I wonder if you will make an alternative ending to this story too. Anyway, I am already looking forward to the next CP soap opera :-) Marc in Belgium
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goulnik says
李管理 got acquainted with the 忍者 when he got abducted by 外星人 / aliens in his childhood, his friends didn't believe him so he wanted to 教训 / teach them a lesson, nothing to do with Peter or 加拿大 really
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kevcham says
Every businessperson in China knows this sort of thing happens everyday here. It's all kept pretty hush hush however. Buyers beware!
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changye says
If it isn't John! What are you doing wearing a black costume?
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sinolover says
I ain't afraid of no ninjas. If any come after me, I'm gonna kick therddfgg
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darylk says
Well, Peter didn't deserve to die. But I guess this lesson just goes to show that Peter should have walked away from the deal the minute he learned that his partner Mr. Li was corrupt.
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laolong says
In my experience the Chinese may not kill you with Ninjas, but they will try to drink you to death
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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aeflow says
Sadly, the voice actor who did the Peter character had to be written out of the series after holding out in a nasty contract dispute. Don't believe the spin his agent put out about "creative differences" and "spending more time with his family", it was all about ego and salary. Man, you should have seen those contract riders... "Presidential Suite" hotel accomodations? I don't think so. The catering section alone ran to six pages. Let me tell you, people have long memories in the tight-knit Chinese language podcast industry. Folks do lunch and word gets around. Cross the wrong person and you're history. He'll never work in this language again. He'll be lucky to find bit parts in Volapük podcasts with tinny RealAudio 1.0 codecs.
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jennyzhu says
We are all drama queens at cpod.
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amber says
...drama queens and drama kings...
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bingge says
I haven't followed the Peter/Mr. Li saga, but, hey, this I know: there's a new job opening in the hammer sales department, somewhere. Send applications to...?? :)
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RonInDC says
Space aliens a few weeks ago and now Ninjas. Very cool.
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dgeorge says
Cool lesson! Perhaps let Peter survive and return as "Peter Parker" aka "Spiderman." and let him get his revenge on the ninjas and Li Jingli. :-)
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simongrant says
Are Lili & Zhang Liang next for the Ninja treatment - or is there a passing tsunami lined up to wash them away - and several other loose plot ends? Anyway - good lesson, useful reinforcement - & fun. When I started to learn Chinese it was never like this..
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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aeflow says
In keeping with the Japanese theme, I think Peter deserves a little memorial haiku tribute: The nail that sticks out is soon hammered by ninjas Manager Li laughs New management style: Customer satisfaction is overrated You find out too late It's not prices we're slashing Nothing personal
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liayi says
I bet Andy Lau was Li Jingli, Brad Pitt was Peter and the ninja was Donny Yen... I'm too fond of Tony Leung to imagine he could play in such a story...
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aeflow says
Ninjas learn to say: "Hasta la vista, baby" SpanishSense pays off Goods arriving soon? In a manner of speaking Sooner than you think
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RonInDC says
I guess I believe you that Peter got killed, but I thought it possible that Peter was a black belt and was able to fight the ninjas off.
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azerdocmom says
aeflow, that's cool! such untimely death by bloody ninja swordplay Peter head falls down that Li laughs coldly slips on banana peel, YES! falls down stairs, breaks neck!
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bazza says
忍 is an interesting character it's 刃 over 心 (knife blade over heart).
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lvbin says
Whoa, lots of ninja comments. If you guys make a "Ninjas vs. Pirates" lesson, I think that would come in really handy in everyday conversation. I'm looking forward to it. Perhaps Peter can come back as one of the undead Pirates of the Caribbean, totally decked out with an eyepatch, a parrot, and lasers. Thanks Eileen, iTunes was finally able to download the episode in the afternoon and this morning it seems to be back to normal.
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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tennesseedave says
Although I think this may have been covered in an earlier lesson (Parking Lot Rage), is it correct that the character 才 in the dialogue's penultimate sentence is an emphasis word and has no independent meaning in this context? John, I guess the chances of catching this weekend's Tennessee-Florida game from Shanghai are slim, huh? Go Vols!
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tianfeng says
I really think peters Chinese have improved since the first lesson with the taxi driver. HE seems much more relaxed now. Too bad he is dead.
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azerdocmom says
I got a big chuckle when Peter said, "wo3 cai2 bu pa4 ni3! " because it sounded like "wo3 cai2 bu pa2 ni3!" (我才不怕你!vs 我才不扒你!)Heehee....... I also felt that the phrase "wo3 bu4 ming2 bai2 ni3 de yi4shi" 我不明白你的意思? is a really useful phrase for those of us learning/improving our Mandarin Chinese(like myself) to commit to memory. It's along the lines of " wo3 bu4 dong3" 我不懂,or “wo3 ting1 bu4 dong3" 我听不懂.
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goulnik says
@ChinesePod : I think you may want to add a tag to link all of Peter's Saga together, more specific than just 'business'. Same for Lili and ZhangYang, though they can easily be retrieved with search
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gratefuljamon says
非常生动的! This was great ending for poor ol' peter.
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John says
tennesseedave, Yes, that's the 才. I'm proud of the Gators, but I've never been a huge sports fan. It's one of the "sacrifices" of living in China that I haven't had a problem with... :)
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John says
Goulniky, Definitely. We'll do that.
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therza says
Love the lesson. Equal parts Bruce Lee and Monty Python. I request we continue the story with Manager Li holding a top secret, fight-to-the-death martial arts competition, with the winner awarded the hammer contract.
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maxiewawa says
I keep getting the Japanese version of 才 in my browser, with the third stroke crossing the 2nd, instead of starting from the corner... anyone else having this problem?
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Kyle says
Maybe our next business man (or woman) could be a little more interesting. I mean, hammers? C'mon... I really liked the lessons on the dark evil underworld of China. What about some cool Chinese mafia business lessons?
September 12, 2007 from the Web.
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John says
maxiewawa, No, but I suspect it has something to do with the default font settings you're using. Are you using Firefox? If so, go to: Tools > Options > Content > Fonts & Colors > Advanced...
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babliku says
这样的“教训”法有点太离谱了吧。哈哈。
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yunmei says
Who knows yet? Peter may have survived the attack and beaten off the Ninja with a hammer!
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tictoc says
Quality lesson putting a vivid image of a classic hitman scene with some useful language points, thanks
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excuter says
carefull who you call, cause if you request something from someone like this ninja, he might ask you to return the favor...(maybe not today, maybe not this year, but maybe someday he might ask you to return this favor and then you have to do as you´re told, huaaahahahahahaha...) by the way what´s: "you come to my house, the day my daughter get´s married and ask me to kill someone for you?" in chinese? something like: 您走向我的房子, 我的女儿结婚的天并且要求我杀害某人为您吗?
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user35929 says
BEST LESSON EVER!
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clarencecct says
谁会复仇Peter啊? Who will avenge Peter's death? Will the Canadian mafia make an appearance on CPod?
September 13, 2007 from the Web.
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holahola says
Se aprendió mucho con el
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user5624 says
Peter is not dead! The next lesson is on calling an ambulance in China and on the Chinese words we can all use in a medical facility.
September 13, 2007 from the Web.
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aeflow says
Uh, first sentence in the Expansion page is a bit careless with the pronouns...
September 14, 2007 from the Web.
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henning says
Whenever you think you eventually learned some utterly useless vocab: Just discovered some comic books in my nephew's room. 忍着神鬼
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man2toe says
者或着?或都可以?
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henning says
Man2Toe. 对不起。 我打错了。 忍者神鬼
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pchenery says
Now send those Ninjas after those businessmen shipping the toxic toys overseas !
September 14, 2007 from the Web.
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taibeitimes says
Hammertime! Good thing Pete wasn't dealing with a sex toy supplier. Not sure if ghosts are big in the mainland like here in Taiwan, but it is definitely possible to have a black cat jump over Pete's corpse resulting in some kind of super ghost mayhem in the hammer supply industry. Or... Peter miraculously survives, crawls 100km through a mountain pass on a rainy night to a Shaolin temple (located next door to an Ace Hardware and a KFC) where he is nursed back to health by a gongfu master (specializing in hardware art forms). Naturally, Pete learns various hardware gongfu techniques (i.e. crowbar claw, screwdriver thrust), does some amazing charity work for Habitat for Humanity, and later takes revenge upon evil hammer guy and his ninja death squad.
September 15, 2007 from the Web.
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Kyle says
You guys have an Ace Hardware over there?
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azerdocmom says
taibeitimes that's a great story line! so very quentin taratino-ish!
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garcallagy says
Great lesson!
September 15, 2007 from the Web.
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mark says
After studying the lesson, I think there is less linquistic content in this lesson than most intermediates. Is this perception right, and if so was it intentional?
September 15, 2007 from the Web.
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ivy0 says
hi john and maxiewawa i have the 才problem as well. also, i get a stroke crossing the first stroke of 忍 - in stead of a dian like on the flashcards. i use firefox too and went to the advanced font and tried to select simplified chinese but it didn't seem to make a difference. can you tell me what your browser is set to or what you changed it to to fix the problem? thanks! ivy p.s. at the risk of redundancy - this lesson is awesome.
September 16, 2007 from the Web.
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John says
mark, What do you mean by "linguistic content"? Material specifically targeted to be taught? This lesson was a bit more light-hearted than most, but we still treated it as a lesson. If you found it had fewer new vocabulary words and grammar patterns, then I think it's just an easier (and shorter) Intermediate lesson, a kind of lesson frequently requested.
September 17, 2007 from the Web.
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John says
ivy0, I can't tell you how to fix the problem for sure (did you try changing the font as I mentioned above), since I myself am not having the problem. Maybe maxiewawa can share how he dealt with it? I know maxiewawa frequently reads Japanese, which would explain why the fonts on his computer might be predisposed to Japanese content. Do you also browse Japanese content too?
September 17, 2007 from the Web.
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user18844 says
Death by ninja? I never thought a podcast could jump the shark...
September 17, 2007 from the Web.
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John says
Jump the shark? No, I think that was the Alien Abduction lesson. And then the ninja disemboweled the shark and carved it up into sushi. Hmmm, maybe we also need a lesson on sharks...
September 18, 2007 from the Web.
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azerdocmom says
John I think that's a terrific idea: marine animals lesson. Along those lines, a visit to the zoo, the botanical gardens, the museum, an aquarium, etc. "...carve it up into sushi..." Hahaha...you crack me up : )
September 18, 2007 from the Web.
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danjo says
You never know when knowing the word for "ninja" will come in handy. In fact, it came up this summer while traveling in China, when we watched a (truly awful) movie called "Ninja Kids" on the bus. This was one of my favorite lessons.
September 20, 2007 from the Web.
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Lantian says
The Rule of Law On a stroll one day Cars seemed without fa3 lv4 (法律, laws) My friend no, there are gui1 ze2 (规则, rules) Is that so.
September 24, 2007 from the Web.
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huibert says
I found this ending too artificial. I never liked this Peter with his strange accent and un-Chinese sentence rhythm, but there would have been more natural ways to remove him from the series. Still I find that we need a new series on business, including some technical management terms like market share, customer satisfaction, business unit and change management. Without this foreign accent however. On the other hand, keep the humour.
October 1, 2007 from the Web.
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Kyle says
Wasn't the voice of Peter a native speaker?
October 1, 2007 from the Web.
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man2toe says
I don't think so. It sounds very much like trevelyan, also known as Dave. Listen to a Movie Madness and you might be able to tell.
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azerdocmom says
Peter definitely was not a native speaker. His tones were really good, but was frequently wrong (sorry, Dave.) His vocab was great though; much better than mine anyway.
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jennyzhu says
Man2toe and AzerdocMom, You've blown Peter's cover, so he had to die.
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TaiPan says
Jenny, LOL.
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odaneng says
I like how Peter spoke Chinese right up to the bitter end. And was that a little 儿话 he added at the very end? 忍者儿!
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John says
AZERDocMom, A marine animals lesson is a good idea indeed.
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John says
odaneng, Yeah, the 儿话 was sort of a strange addition. I like to think that maybe it was a result of a sword in his gut. :)
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goulnik says
John, 那个李经理是上阶级还是中阶级的忍者, 是智囊还是头目马 ? 智囊 zhìnáng mastermind 头目 tóumù ringleader
November 7, 2007 from the Web.
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kimiik says
Ringleader (alt. definition) : Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns. :D http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ringleader
November 7, 2007 from the Web.
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xiaodu says
讲课讲得很不错,牛,牛啊!
November 13, 2007 from the Web.
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xiaomaoxin says
funny =) thx for that one. had it on my mp3 player this morning when i went to university in the train and people started looking at me because i was grinning like an idiot :D
November 20, 2007 from the Web.
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xiaohu says
Here's a crazy idea, why don't we have some kind of way to find all the Peter lessons and know which order they're supposed to be played in, using the Chinesepod search engine, searching "Peter" returns no results. During the Podcast John and Jenny say it's a series to learn business related terms so it would REALLY REALLY be helpful if we could sort through this stuff more easilly.
December 6, 2007 from the Web.
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John says
xiaohu, You are totally right, and we're already working on organizing the various series better. It's coming!
December 6, 2007 from the Web.
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xiaohu says
John, Awesome, I can't wait to see the improvements! Now I can follow the follow the advertures of Peter from first arrival in China, to him closing his first Hammer deal, to his (gulp) untimely death at the hands of the 忍着!
December 7, 2007 from the Web.
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xiaohu says
By the way isn't it 儿话音? People keep posting about Peter's "儿话", or can it be said both ways? Also who was the actor that played Peter? He was definately not a native speaker, 一听就知道他是高鼻子的老外说中国话, but not bad, not bad at all.
December 7, 2007 from the Web.
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dsl333 says
Great stuff. Would someone be so kind as to list out the other lessons involving Peter? Thanks
December 24, 2007 from the Web.
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grammargirl says
This is truly unexpected and brilliant ending to the chronicles of Peter the hammer importer! Well done. Keep up the dramatic sagas.
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susancute says

Great!

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xiaohu says

C-pod:

After listening to all the lessons in this series multiple times, I've come to the conclusion that this last part of the series isn't appropriate as part of the "business terms" series.

Consider that this lesson contains absolutely no business related vocabulary whatsoever and in fact only teaches the learner one new word: 忍者, Ninja, which I would venture to say isn't the worlds most businessy term.

In the beginning this was one of my favorite lessons, but at the time I wasn't examining it from an educational standpoint, only looking at it from an entertainment standpoint. 

The thing is, with Peter's untimely end so ends our Chinesepod users education of valuable business related vocabulary, and yet OUR NEED TO LEARN MORE lives on.

Consider that business is one of the central reason why, over the last 25 years China has developed so quickly and doing business with China will be the single most important reason that Westerners want to learn Chinese over the foreseeable future. 

There is still a wealth of business left to do, and I'm afraid this series only scratches the surface. 只是蜻蜓点水而已.

I feel like those who had a hand in the creation of this series and the final episode were just plain getting tired of all the boring business terms and jargon and wanted to get onto something more entertaining, so why not kill of boring old Peter, which was in essence, killing off the the boring old business series.

Hey, I'm all for having fun, I love my entertainment way more than the next guy, but we need to balance things a with a little bit of practicality here.

My suggestion is to start a new series, one that will be ongoing.  One that won't end when a C-pod staff member leaves the company, or when someone decides that business related curriculum is stuffy and humdrum.  How about creating a new character and following his excursion into China, erecting his own company?

We can follow him from his first phone calls to the Chinese provincial officials inquiring about land and permits, to his plane ride over to survey many locations in China to his interaction with the locals, to dinners with locals as well as the officials who will give him the green light for his project. 

We can be there with him when he flirts with some cute Chinese girls and exchanges phone numbers. We can be a fly on the wall of the restaurant while he wines and dines some of his OTHER important prospects.

We will be a distinguished guest as he presents his plans to the local provincial officials, even when they reject his plans, and ask for everything to be redrafted.

We can see him through his process of renegotiation's in his quest to make his dreams of China fortunes a realty.

We can see him finally break ground in his new venture, and be there as new employees are hired, trained and supervised in their new positions. 

We can be filling our cups from the water cooler when the unruly ones in the company flit around, trash-talking their employer's lack of understanding how business gets done in China.  We can listen in to these gossip-mongers as they whisper back and forth about fellow employees.

We can see the bad seeds finally flushed out and new-hires, bright eyed and full of enthusiasm, determined to work their way up the Corporate ladder to a high position in this foreign-owned but fast-growing firm are hired, promoted and become successful executives.

We can feel the same growing pains as our beloved expat as the company begins to expand, but meets with many trials and challenges, and see how this stranger in a strange land problem-solves to keep his company on the right track, all the while greatly deepening his (and simultaneously our) knowledge of the business and culture of China and the Chinese people.

This series really could go on forever, giving us ample opportunities to learn a great variety of vocabulary and cultural insights, while all the while being anchored in the world of business.

Let me know what you think C-pod.

September 2, 2008 from the Web.
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wuansen says

I have to say this lesson helped pull me through a bad day at the office. haha.  Especially since a co-worker and I were pitching an idea to the boss about a Pirates vs. Ninjas online multiplayer game recently. (Denied of course... wouldn't want to have a good game come from this company for once...*read with a great deal of spite*)

I also thought it was good to know that "teaching someone a lesson" could be so directly phrased...

Anyway, thanks for the laugh!

September 24, 2008 from the Web.
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doezeedoats says

I tend to be philosophical about Peter's ninjastic demise. Afterall, he had suffered cruelly from chronic tone inflamation, which would have proven fatal sooner or later (sooner if I was 李經理 and had easy access to  ball-peen hammers).

October 22, 2008 from the Web.
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mark says

倒是我认为Peter很有潜力, 可惜他很早去世了.

October 22, 2008 from the Web.
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xiaohu says

doezeedoats

I have to totally agree with you about Peter's chronic tone problems, not to mention pronunciation problems, when he said, 我才不怕你 the 才 was forth tone, and spoken very 不标准的. Consequently when I first heard it, I swear he said something else...a VERY bad word...

October 22, 2008 from the Web.
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infusiastic says

Yeah, I've heard that VERY bad word too.

October 28, 2008 from the Web.
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sebastianhelm says

I wonder how many of the people who are picking on Peter's occasional tone mistakes actually speak anywhere near as well as he did; he was certainly much better than Ken. (I hope that saying this doesn't get me the 忍着 customer service ;-) I, for one, can still learn a lot from him. In fact, he was sort of a role model for me. So I identified with him, and his fate feels almost as if it happened to me. 

I also found it disturbing at a level beyond the story (which aeflow brought up in a humorous way): One thing I really enjoy about CPod is that I normally feel it's fun for everyone involved. Apparently, Peter's speaker got fired abruptly, which pops my bubble.

I agree with huibert and xiaohu, and I would like to see a similar series at the intermediate level.

November 16, 2008 from the Web.

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