Joke of the Day (每日笑话) #10
bazza
July 15, 2007, 11:38 PM posted in General Discussion“铁公鸡是什么意思？”
“谁都知道是‘一毛不拔’嘛！”
“对，但你知道它的毛哪儿去了吗？”
“不知道，难道你知道？”
“是呀，我告诉你吧：铁公鸡的毛早就被铁母鸡拔光了。”
“怪不得，看来母的还是比公的利害啊。可怜的铁公鸡！”
“那你又知不知道，为什么铁母鸡把铁公鸡的毛给拔光了？”
“我……还是不知道，你还有什么典故吗？”
“有！因为他没有毛，就没了泡妞的本钱了”
“哦，原来如此！佩服！”
“谁都知道是‘一毛不拔’嘛！”
“对，但你知道它的毛哪儿去了吗？”
“不知道，难道你知道？”
“是呀，我告诉你吧：铁公鸡的毛早就被铁母鸡拔光了。”
“怪不得，看来母的还是比公的利害啊。可怜的铁公鸡！”
“那你又知不知道，为什么铁母鸡把铁公鸡的毛给拔光了？”
“我……还是不知道，你还有什么典故吗？”
“有！因为他没有毛，就没了泡妞的本钱了”
“哦，原来如此！佩服！”
teapot
July 17, 2007, 06:12 PMhum........冷~~~~
excuter
July 17, 2007, 09:40 PM对不起我不懂那个
bazza
July 17, 2007, 11:29 PMI'm not sure I fully understand it, but I think it's something like: "What does iron rooster mean?" "Everyone knows it means 'stingy'!" "Yes, but do you know where all feathers went?" "I don't know, do you?" "Yep, I'm telling you, the iron rooster's feathers were pulled out by the iron hen." "No wonder, it seems the female is still tougher than the male. Poor iron rooster!" "Do you also know why the iron hen pulled out the iron rooster's feathers?" "I'm not sure, do you also know why?" "Yes! Because he has no feathers, he's no place to put money." "Oh, I see! Admirable!"
bazza
July 17, 2007, 11:41 PMMy dictionary says 泡妞 means to flirt with or chase girls, so I confused by that.
nelfie
July 17, 2007, 06:05 PMum...