Translating A Joke

Here's a simple English joke someone sent me. For fun, and to test my translating skills, I included my translation of the joke into Chinese. Appreciate if any poddies can correct my mistakes. Also, I would like to get input from any Chinese folks on whether they think the joke is funny. Thanks !

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl  'Will you marry me?'  The girl said, 'NO!'  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end 

My translation attempt: 

在世界上一个神话最短了

从前一个男人问一个女人：你愿意嫁我吗？

女人回答 “我从来不嫁你!”

所以男人及时行乐骑摩托车去钓鱼捕猎每天打高尔夫和啤酒威士忌酒而且有那么多钱在银行，总是让厕所的座位开了而且他无论何时放屁了！

完了