You guys should do a lesson on how to complain about how crap the new site is.
It could include how to say "pathetic stock photos" and "I miss the real Chinesepod" and "I have lost all of my style." There coulod be a dialog about encountering the new intro page and being completely turned off by the corporate wanna-be feel of everything.
Good luck traveling down the road of mediocrity. Hope you guys get to where exatly you want to go.
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