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Joke

Posted by pchenery September 13, 2009 in the Group General Discussion.

We haven't had a joke of the day in a while, so here is one that a friend sent me. Hope it is not too rude or racey for CPOD:

某君住店,夜半致电吧台:最便宜的小姐多少钱?答:“一百,但是丑哦,漂亮的五百。”某君说要丑的。小姐来后,某君让其裸坐沙发,自去床上酣睡至天亮。小姐不解问:“叫我来干吗?”某君答:“房内蚊子太多!” (这个故事说明,只要转变观念,任何资源均可为我所用)

 

Pinyin:

mǒu​ jūn zhù  diàn, yèbàn zhìdiàntái : zuì piányi de​ xiǎo​jie​ duōshaoqián ?

 

 : yī bǎi​ dànshì  chǒu​ é, piàoliang de​ wǔ bǎi

 

mǒu​ jūn shuō yāo chǒu​ de

 

xiǎo​jie lái hòu,mǒu jūn ràng luǒ zuò shā

 

chuáng shàng hānshuì zhì tiānliàng

 

xiǎo​jie​ bùjiě wèn jiào wǒ lái gànmá ?”

 

mǒu​ jūn:“fáng nèi wénzi tàiduō !”

 

 

zhège gùshì shuōmíng zhǐyào zhuǎn​biàn guānniàn rènyuán jūn wéi wǒ suǒyòng

 

 

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