Joke

We haven't had a joke of the day in a while, so here is one that a friend sent me. Hope it is not too rude or racey for CPOD:

某君住店，夜半致电吧台：最便宜的小姐多少钱？答：“一百，但是丑哦，漂亮的五百。”某君说要丑的。小姐来后，某君让其裸坐沙发，自去床上酣睡至天亮。小姐不解问：“叫我来干吗？”某君答：“房内蚊子太多！” （这个故事说明，只要转变观念，任何资源均可为我所用）

Pinyin:

mǒu​ jūn​ zhù​  diàn, yè​bàn​ zhì​diàn​ bā​tái​ : zuì​ pián​yi​ de​ xiǎo​jie​ duō​shao​qián ?

dā​  : yī​ bǎi​ dàn​shì​  chǒu​ é, piào​liang de​ wǔ​ bǎi

mǒu​ jūn​ shuō​ yāo​ chǒu​ de

xiǎo​jie lái​ hòu​,mǒu jūn​ ràng​ qí​ luǒ​ zuò​ shā​fā

zì​ qù​ chuáng​ shàng​ hān​shuì​ zhì​ tiān​liàng

xiǎo​jie​ bù​jiě​ wèn​ “ jiào​ wǒ​ lái​ gàn​má ?”

mǒu​ jūn​ dā​：“fáng​ nèi​ wén​zi​ tài​duō​ ！”

（zhè​ge gù​shì​ shuō​míng​ zhǐ​yào​ zhuǎn​biàn​ guān​niàn​ rèn​hé​ zī​yuán​ jūn​kě​ wéi​ wǒ​ suǒ​yòng）