Spit your way to homelessness

prindy
January 08, 2010, 05:11 AM posted in General Discussion

interesting new legislation introduced by local authorities somewhere in guangzhou city, that most 文明 of china's filthy cities.

repeat serial offenders of the vile crime of spitting will be evicted. shown the door and sent down the road for rehabilitation through spittle swallowing therapy.

the same will apply to the filthy detestable habit of those global warming enhancing smokers who without regard for the environment, and, as such the welfare of future generations of dirty smokers and godly non-smokers, flick their 烟屁股s around like confetti.

it's about time something was done!

however, to be fair, a rating system of spittle according to colour and texture and volume should be implemented in order to discern those with genuine reason to lurgie up the street from those who lurgie in a psuedo-masculine attempt at drawing the attention of passing and nearby美女s.   

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simonpettersson
January 08, 2010, 05:21 AM

Finally!

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orangina
January 08, 2010, 05:27 AM

There's nothing like hearing the "hkwarck" right behind you and not being able to tell which way to run.

Are Chinese 美女 attracted by spitting? American women generally are not, but there are still some men who do not seem to be aware of this.

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bababardwan

"not being able to tell which way to run."..hehe,this reminds me of RJ's recent comment about inertial intent.It might be safer to continue moving in a predictable manner and not run [unless of course someone has it in for you,yikes]

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orangina

that is what I usually end up doing... but it is an unnerving few moments until you know you are safe.

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bababardwan
January 08, 2010, 05:36 AM

"not being able to tell which way to run."..hehe,this reminds me of RJ's recent comment about inertial intent.It might be safer to continue moving in a predictable manner and not run [unless of course someone has it in for you,yikes]

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prindy
January 08, 2010, 05:41 AM

i think the best reaction would be to hark out a sympathy lurgie, but keeping in mind the need to give face, such altruistic attempts at inclusiveness should be no louder,colourful or larger in volume than the original gollyier.

入乡随俗

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orangina

good idea... is there a school, or some sort of training you can sign up for? I was never taught how to properly hawk a loogie.

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prindy

its a competitive boy thing perhaps, learnt at a very young age in primary school shithouses, along with pissing up the wall in an attempt to see which boy has the highest toughness credentials. the boy who manages to piss over the wall and onto possible passersby wins.

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orangina
January 08, 2010, 05:45 AM

that is what I usually end up doing... but it is an unnerving few moments until you know you are safe.

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orangina
January 08, 2010, 05:48 AM

good idea... is there a school, or some sort of training you can sign up for? I was never taught how to properly hawk a loogie.