我的天啊!真是扶不起的阿斗,好险你有我这个良师益友。你先假装喜欢别的女生,请他给你参谋参谋,这样你就知道他好哪一口了。
wǒ de tiān a !zhēn shì fúbùqǐdeādǒu ,hǎoxiǎn nǐ yǒu wǒ zhè ge liángshīyìyǒu 。nǐ xiān jiǎzhuāng xǐhuan biéde nǚshēng ,qǐng tā gěi nǐ cānmou cānmou ,zhèyàng nǐ jiù zhīdào tā hào nǎ yī kǒu le 。
Oh my gosh, you are totally hopeless! Thank heavens you have such a good friend and teacher like me. You ought to pretend to like another girl, ask her for advice, then you'll know what she likes!