Translating Amber's Cpod ad.

Just for fun, I translated Amber's Cpod ad directly into Chinese:

健身是那么二零零七的。妞喜欢会说中文的男人。做新的决议，上网去chinesepod/succeed。

I suppose I should have used 女孩 instead of 妞们. But Rachel Dewoskin, author of Foreign Babes in Beijing, translated 妞 as babes. So I chose to do the same. Then again, maybe Chicks should be translated as 小鸡。 :)

Anyone else want to have a little fun with Chinese and translate Amber's ad differently?