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Cold Jokes (冷笑华)

Posted by david_d March 9, 2015 in the Group I Have a Question.

Does anyone know any jokes in Chinese that you could use to impress friends and/or get a few laughs? I've only learned a couple. Here they are:

 

问题:什么动物能够贴在墙上?

答案:海豹。(海报)

 

问题:包子最怕什么?

答案:豆子,因为豆沙包。(豆杀包)

 

问题:花的妈妈是谁?

答案:米,因为花生米。(In 东北, 花生米 is the edible bit in a peanut)

I find these are really good ice-breakers, and especially good for getting people to stop asking you the same mundane questions in Mandarin (e.g. 你多大了?你是哪里的?你喜欢中国菜吗?).

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