Cold Jokes (冷笑华)
Does anyone know any jokes in Chinese that you could use to impress friends and/or get a few laughs? I've only learned a couple. Here they are:
答案：米，因为花生米。（In 东北, 花生米 is the edible bit in a peanut）
I find these are really good ice-breakers, and especially good for getting people to stop asking you the same mundane questions in Mandarin (e.g. 你多大了？你是哪里的？你喜欢中国菜吗？).
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