Joke of the Day #2
bazza
July 02, 2007, 09:28 PM posted in General Discussion 当小林走进办公室时，他的同事们惊讶地发现他的两只耳朵缠满了绷带，于是围上来询问他发生了什么事。
“昨晚我在观看电视转播的棒球赛时，我妻子正好在旁边烫衣服，”小林说，“就在她离开的那一会儿，他妈的电话铃响了，我一边观看比赛，一边抓起那通着电的熨斗凑在耳边，结果……”
“可另一只耳朵是怎么回事呢？”一个女同事好奇地问。
“你们不会想到，我刚挂掉电话，那家伙又打来了。”
italiana
July 03, 2007, 10:52 PMBazza, xiexie
italiana
July 03, 2007, 01:52 AMCan you translate your joke please, Bazza?
trevelyan
July 03, 2007, 01:58 AMI got this one in an email today. 我上大学时跳过一个巨可怕的集体舞，需要急速摔倒、高抬腿等暴烈的动作。大家没练几天就都不行了，浑身都是青的，有的腿部肌肉还拉伤，我伤得比较厉害。 下午我去上课，在三楼，我的一条腿根本抬不起来，就那么硬往上走，简直就是把那条腿直着往上送。正走着，听见后面一个女孩跟她男朋友说："还是大城市的学校正规一些，在我们老家，这种小儿麻痹的根本不能上学。" 我狂晕……
John
July 03, 2007, 04:19 AMWow... 小儿麻痹... not exactly easy vocab.
bazza
July 03, 2007, 05:56 AMitaliana, I think it's: When Xiaolin went into the office, his colleagues were astounded to find both his ears were wrapped up in bandages, so they gathered round to ask him what happened. "Yesterday evening I was watching a baseball game on TV, my wife happened to be beside me ironing clothes," Xiaolin said, "a short while after she left, the damned phone rang, whilst watching the game I accidently picked up the iron and pressed against my ear, the result was...." "What about your other ear, what happened there?," a female colleague enquired. "You won't believe it, I'd just hung up the phone, when the person rang again."
excuter
July 02, 2007, 11:27 PMhe should have let his wife pick up the call (or record the match and pay more respect and attencion to the person that calls! ) ;-)
aaronpan
July 03, 2007, 12:21 PM-_-b说实话，我觉得是冷笑话
franch
July 03, 2007, 01:01 PM... 那家伙又打来了! ... 好家伙. 我想了半晌想不起来... 花那么多长时间在考虑笑话使我很兴奋. 所以我同意潘律全的看法.嘿嘿...
bazza
July 03, 2007, 01:17 PMSong of the day is too much work really, I don't really have the time to do it.
f1b1
July 03, 2007, 01:18 PMOk Bazza, no worries. :)
bazza
July 03, 2007, 01:25 PMI could do it without the pinyin, but anyone can easily find hanzi lyrics.
f1b1
July 03, 2007, 11:56 AMUsing Chineseperakun, I got the gist of it. But what happened to song of the day? I loved that. Phoebe
bazza
July 02, 2007, 09:33 PMApologises if 他妈的 is offensive.