Joke of the Day #6
bazza
July 09, 2007, 07:16 PM posted in General Discussion他说了一句“我的妈呀！”，那匹马飞一般跑了起来，果然飞奔如野。没多久，他们便驶入了距城中心30多公里的丛山中。商人忽见前方有一悬崖绝壁，立想停住这千里马，但忘记了使马停住的口令，“我的地呀！”
“我的祖宗呀！”，就是忘了“我的天呀！”。
在千钧一发之际，他终于说出了“我的天呀！”马在离掉落只剩几厘米处停下了。商人叹了口气，感慨地说了声“我的妈呀！”……
babliku
July 19, 2007, 09:22 AMhaha thanks for sharing.
bazza
July 10, 2007, 04:18 PM****Spoiler********露馅**** ****Spoiler********露馅**** ****Spoiler********露馅**** There once was a horse, that as long as you said to it "Mamma mia!", it would run up to 1000 miles a second, but you had to say to it "My heavens!" in order to halt it. A businessman came to look at this horse, then bought it. He said the sentence "Mamma mia!", the horse began to run at a normal pace, then sure enough sped up. Shortly after, they were amongst the hills, 30 kilometres from the city centre. The businessman suddening saw ahead the edge of a cliff and wanted the horse to stop, but he'd forgotten the command, "My earth!" "My ancestors!", but had forgotten it was "My heavens!". After a while he finally said "My heavens!" and the horse stopped a few centimetres from the edge of the drop. The businessman let out a sigh and regrettably said "Mamma mia!"......
excuter
July 10, 2007, 04:33 PMI got the most of it but the start was confusing the translation was a good idea for me 感谢
ivyzhang
July 10, 2007, 04:47 PMi like your joke, Bazza.thx for sharing^_^
bazza
July 10, 2007, 03:51 PMNeed a translation?
bazza
July 11, 2007, 08:02 AMGlad you like them Jenny. :) When I googled 我的妈呀 it came up with Abba.
bazza
July 11, 2007, 08:08 AMYeah Jenny, looks like all the cheaper tickets are sold-out. http://www.culture.sh.cn/English/order_input.asp?id=3275
excuter
July 11, 2007, 04:12 PMah it´s only ABBA ;-)
kimiik
July 11, 2007, 09:00 PMJenny, You can also see "Le Diner de Cons" with Guo Dongling and Dashan. It's an amusing play. Le Diner Des Cons (Dinner Game) Shanghai Dramatic Arts Center This French comedy, written and directed by Francis Veber, has enjoyed enormous success in the theater and as a cinema adaptation, winning three César Awards in 1999. The Shanghai edition stars famous entertainers Guo Dongling and well-known Canadian Dashan. Chinese with French subtitles, RMB100-500, 7:30pm except Mondays, 6473-4567
jennyzhu
July 10, 2007, 04:56 PMBazza, You put a big smile on our faces everyday! BTW, I am dying to see Mama Mia the musical. It is playing in Shanghai for 2 months. But the only tickets left are like 700 RMB and upwards. Sigh ....
bazza
July 09, 2007, 09:33 PMAs a hint, I think “我的妈呀！” is like saying "mamma mia".