Joke for the Day-点菜 diǎncài

helenshen_counselor
June 18, 2009, 06:49 AM posted in General Discussion
点菜 diǎncài

一位留学生在法国旅游,但他不懂法语。yī wèi liúxuéshēng zài Fǎguó lǚyóu,dàn tā bù dǒng Fǎyǔ.

一天,他走进一家餐厅准备就餐。yī tiān,tā zǒujìn yījiā cāntīng zhǔnbèi jiùcān.

这时餐厅的侍者递给他一份菜单,问他点什么菜。zhè shí cāntīng de shìzhě dìgěi tā yī fèn càidān,wèn tā diǎn shénme cài.

这位留学生毫不犹豫地在上面点了一个名字,说:“就是这个。” zhè wèi liú xuéshēng háobù yóuyù de zài shàngmian diǎn le yī gè míngzi,shuō:“jiùshì zhège. ”

侍者很吃惊,说:“这是我们老板。” shìzhě hěn chījīng,shuō:“zhè shì wǒmen lǎobǎn. ”

點菜 diǎncài

一位留學生在法國旅遊,但他不懂法語。yī wèi liúxuéshēng zài Fǎguó lǚyóu,dàn tā bù dǒng Fǎyǔ.


一天,他走進一家餐廳準備就餐。yī tiān,tā zǒujìn yījiā cāntīng zhǔnbèi jiùcān.

這時,餐廳的侍者遞給他一份菜單,問他點什麽菜。zhè shí cāntīng de shìzhě dìgěi tā yī fèn càidān,wèn tā diǎn shénme cài.

這位留學生毫不猶豫地在上面點了一個名字,說:“就是這個。” zhè wèi liú xuéshēng háobù yóuyù de zài shàngmian diǎn le yī gè míngzi,shuō:“jiùshì zhège. ”

侍者很吃驚,說:“這是我們老闆”。shìzhě hěn chījīng,shuō:“zhè shì wǒmen lǎobǎn. ”

留学生/liú xuéshēng/student abroad; 旅游/lǚyóu/to travel; 餐厅/cāntīng/restaurant; 侍者/shìzhě/waiter,waitress; 菜单/càidān/menu; 毫不犹豫/háobù yóuyù/without hesitation; 老板/lǎobǎn/boss

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coljac
June 18, 2009, 07:25 AM

哈哈, 比昨天的可笑。

I can certainly empathise, been in that situation more than once myself...

 

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changye
June 18, 2009, 08:29 AM

其实,最可笑的就是中国性笑话。不过我不敢在这儿介绍给大家!

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heroius
June 18, 2009, 02:18 PM

Hi changye

I wanna know

悄悄告诉我,最近我在收集……

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changye
June 19, 2009, 01:03 AM

Hi heroius

I'm sure your are more familiar with 性笑话 than I am, hehe. Here is one of my favorites.

牧师问一对夫妇:如果五分钟后就到世界末日,你们想做什么事?丈夫兴致勃勃地回答:想做爱。太太白他一眼幽幽地说:那剩下的四分钟干什么?

P/S. Probably this one originates in western countries.

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pchenery
June 19, 2009, 03:31 AM

跛足的笑话

毫无效果

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coljac
June 19, 2009, 03:46 AM

Hehe, a little tame, but at least it's suitable for the cpod web site... or Reader's Digest, for that matter.

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showfish
July 24, 2009, 06:51 AM

I have one .初中时,一个男生想抄一个女生的作业,怕人家不同意就趁她出教室后翻人家的书包,结果翻出来有一个卫生巾,他惊讶地说:哇!好大的一个创可贴啊!