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A joke of chinese supergirl liyuchun(李宇春)

Posted by 1990chen June 24, 2009 in the Group General Discussion.

春哥纯爷们,铁血真汉子。
一岁能杀鸡,三岁造飞机。
五岁开坦克,六岁穿铁衣。
四境百里传春哥,人人闻风而丧胆。
若问汉子谁能敌?个个摆手面色惊!
十岁练武打,十二会做法。
十五懂发电,眨眼数百瓦。
浑身肌肉展雄姿,意气风发震四海。
若问春哥多强壮?伸直双臂过火车!
十九练竞速,追随火箭跑。
二十进男足,断子绝孙脚。
春哥上场皆畏缩,巴西德国俱投降。
若问爷们力多大?一呼一吸龙卷风!
三十学瞳术,虐杀写轮眼。
四十喜背书,大英图书馆。
宇春挥手造宇宙,万物俯首拜英雄。
若问法力有多大?耶稣如来避三分!
五十统尘世,六十管三界。
七旬一咬牙,天崩而地裂。
力量无边觉寂寞,自感无趣退江湖。
举头沉默望青山,山中野兽俱哀鸣。
春哥从此成神话,千古佳话百世传



另附:春哥外传
话说东瀛有武士,自持威猛,往战春哥,会其于泰山之巅。
春哥曰:“汝非吾之敌手,请归。”
贼人未从之
春哥怒曰:“母之,吾伤汝,非吾之过!”
遂污之,九爆其菊。
贼人行之不得,卒。
余问仲尼:其纯爷们乎?真男儿耶?
对曰:“然,春哥者
拳可站人也,臂可走车也,
胸则碎石也,击则死牛也。
跨草泥,持金棍,
戍中原,守边疆,
保城池,卫三关,
东方有春哥,则寇日莫敢侵也,
敌闻春哥名,则童夜莫敢啼也。
国之强,盖春哥之功也!
国之衰,无春哥之祸也!
终,圣人谓余:信春哥者,则可得永生也!
余即信之不疑

liyuchun was the champion of chinese supergirl 2007.She looks like a man and is very cool 。SO someone make this poem to make fun of her。In this poem li was called brother chun ,and noone can defeat her ,she can even make electricity from her eye。 TODAY’s chinese high school students ,almost everyone know this poem ,some of them can write it down without concern。

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