Joke for the Day-调查员与企鹅 diàocháyuán yǔ qǐ'é
helenshen_counselor
June 30, 2009, 09:04 AM posted in General Discussion
调查员与企鹅 diàocháyuán yǔ qǐ'é
一个侦察员来到企鹅岛, 看见一只企鹅便问到：＂你每天都干什么啊？＂ yī gè zhēncháyuán láidào qǐ'é dǎo kànjian yī zhī qǐ'é biàn wèndào：＂nǐ měitiān dōu gàn shénme a？＂
企鹅回答：＂吃饭 睡觉 打豆豆＂ qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
他又看见第二只企鹅，问到：＂你每天都干什么啊？＂ tā yòu kànjian dì-èr zhī qǐ'é，wèndào：＂nǐ měitiān dōu gàn shénme a？＂
企鹅回答：＂吃饭 睡觉 打豆豆＂ qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
他又看见第三只企鹅，问到：＂你每天都干什么啊？＂ tā yòu kànjian dì-sān zhī qǐ'é，wèndào：＂nǐ měitiān dōu gàn shénme a？＂
企鹅回答：＂吃饭 睡觉 打豆豆＂ qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
他一直问到第９９只企鹅，还是回答：＂吃饭 睡觉 打豆豆＂ tā yīzhí wèndào dì９９zhī qǐ'é，háishi huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
当他问到第１００只的时候, 企鹅回答：＂吃饭 睡觉＂dāng tā wèndào dì１００zhī de shíhou qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào＂
侦察员问他为什么不打豆豆 zhēncháyuán wèn tā wèishénme bù dǎ dòudou
企鹅回答：＂因为我就是豆豆啊！＂qǐ'é huídá：＂yīnwèi wǒ jiùshì dòudou a！＂
調查員與企鵝 diàocháyuán yǔ qǐ'é
一個偵查員來到企鵝島, 看見一隻企鵝便問道：“ 你每天都幹什麼啊？” yī gè zhēncháyuán láidào qǐ'é dǎo kànjian yī zhī qǐ'é biàn wèndào：＂nǐ měitiān dōu gàn shénme a？＂
企鵝回答：“吃飯 睡覺 打豆豆” qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
他又看見第二只企鵝， 問道：“你每天都幹什麼啊？” tā yòu kànjian dì-èr zhī qǐ'é，wèndào：＂nǐ měitiān dōu gàn shénme a？＂
企鵝回答：“吃飯 睡覺 打豆豆” qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
他又看見第三隻企鵝， 問道：“你每天都幹什麼啊？” tā yòu kànjian dì-sān zhī qǐ'é，wèndào：＂nǐ měitiān dōu gàn shénme a？＂
企鵝回答：“吃飯 睡覺 打豆豆” qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
他一直問到第99只企鵝， 還是回答：“吃飯 睡覺 打豆豆” tā yīzhí wèndào dì９９zhī qǐ'é，háishi huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào dǎ dòudou＂
當他問到第100只的時候， 企鵝回答：“吃飯 睡覺” dāng tā wèndào dì１００zhī de shíhou qǐ'é huídá：＂chīfàn shuìjiào＂
偵查員問他問什麽不打豆豆 zhēncháyuán wèn tā wèishénme bù dǎ dòudou
企鵝回答：“因為我就是豆豆啊！” qǐ'é huídá：＂yīnwèi wǒ jiùshì dòudou a！＂
调查员/zhēncháyuán/investigator, 企鹅/qǐ'é/penguin
helenshen_counselor
July 01, 2009, 02:18 AM@changye, “侦查员” and "调查员" mean the same here! “豆豆”，this name is frequently used as dog's name. My parents have 3 dogs, a mom and two kids. I wanted to name the mom “拉西”，which is definitly a nice name to me. But my parents said "拉西" sounds like "diarrhea", "拉稀" in chinese. So, I was convinced and gave up my lovely "拉西". (BTW, I like your Patty, cute name and face)
changye
July 01, 2009, 02:52 AMHi shenyajin
I agree with your mother. 拉西 (la1xi1) is a rather contraversial name. Maybe you've seen the movie (or TV show) "Lassie" before. The world-famous dog name is (cleverly) transliterated as "莱西" (lai2xi1) in Chinese.
What is the mom dog's name?
changye
July 01, 2009, 03:26 AMI've accidentally come across a hilarious post on one of those Q&A websites (问答网站) in China. The best answer (最佳答案) is just laughable (可笑).
Question : 我想去找小姐，但是害怕会找个有病的，怎么办？我现在就想堕落一次，就想去找个鸡，不知道包一个晚上多少钱？如果全套服务呢？知情者给点信息。
Best Answer : 豁出去 (Go for broke!)
Other Answers : 带套没事的。不要破了就好 / 哈哈，那你就只看不做啦 / 一般的300，高档的地方500--1000都有！小心被黑！提醒楼主！
helenshen_counselor
July 01, 2009, 05:56 AM@changye, the mom's name is "点点", another name with high frequency. I don't like the name, because "点点" is everywhere in the street. If you yell "点点", several dogs would waggle their tails (sometimes with one or two little boys or girls). They are cute pomeranians!
changye
July 01, 2009, 07:10 AM你妈妈家的两条小狗宝宝的名字分别是不是“旺旺”和“黄黄”？这两个狗名也是中国常见的吧。听说名叫“小白”的小狗也比较多，我想，部分原因是日本卡通片《蜡笔小新》里的小狗。顺便说一下，我家附近有一条狗叫“黄黄”，长毛黄色，母的，好象是十来岁。这条小狗和我家小胖狗“芭迪”不共戴天，路上经常干仗，真是头疼！
helenshen_counselor
July 01, 2009, 08:19 AM@changye, 我觉得“旺财”和“来福”是两个不错的名字，但是会有点俗气，我奶奶给两只小狗起名字叫甜甜和美美，她们是小女孩儿，呵呵！不过我们是受《蜡笔小新》影响很严重的一代，不瞒你说，我们上大学时，每个宿舍都有一个女孩子的nickname叫“小白”，还有很多女孩子叫自己的男朋友“小白”，呵呵！我家的点点长的很漂亮，我妈说经常有别的狗在我们家门口徘徊！
changye
June 30, 2009, 12:30 PMNot so bad, except for a small discrepancy between the joke and its title. Which is correct, 调查员 or 侦查员？ Incidentally, 豆豆 is one of those names for pets in China. There are a few dogs called "豆豆" in my neighborhood. My chubby dog is very proud of her "western" name "Patty (Patricia)", hehe.