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冷笑话.Some Cold Jokes.Just For Relaxing

Posted by queeniemcbear August 22, 2009 in the Group General Discussion.

Tags: ā á ǎ à Kuan Kung

1.有一天动物们在关公庙前面闻到很臭的味道。
蛇(snake )说:”我这么小(young)不会放这么臭的屁,一定是牛。"
牛(cow)说:"我是吃素的不(vegetarianism)会放这么臭的屁。"
猪(pig)说:"放屁的人一定会脸红。 " 
忽然关公冲了出来,把猪打飞了说:“说了多少次了,我脸红是天生的。”

PS:关公:guān gōng[god of war in Chinese history]

 

2.一天逛小吃街, 
发现一家卖蛋塔(egg tart)的店 。
每一种看起都十分美味可口,想买个来试试。 
我问店员 : “请问这是单卖(dānmài: sound like Denmark丹麦 )的吗?” 
店员 :“不,这是日本的。 ”

 

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