Joke of the Day (每日笑话) #20

bazza
 August 01, 2007 at 05:58 AM posted in General Discussion
经理：在公司里我是头儿！
朋友：这我知道，可是在家里呢？
经理：我当然也是头儿了！
朋友：你太太呢？
经理：她是脖子。
朋友：怎么讲？
经理：她往左我就得往左，她往右我就得往右。
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excuter
 August 04, 2007 at 01:29 PM

你好 (hello), simcon, try out ChinesePera-kun.

http://perapera.wordpress.com/

It´s a firefox plugin which gives you the words, the signs and the translation.

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simcon
 August 04, 2007 at 07:37 AM

hello everyone. First post here. Know no chinese at all (first day trying to learn) so i don't think i am going to be able to read the joke lol.

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nicolas26279
 August 04, 2007 at 06:29 AM

丁丁= Tintin

白雪= Snowy = Milou

This well known international reporter...

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henning
 August 03, 2007 at 09:27 AM

nicolas26279,

are 丁丁 and 白雪 in the new dictionary yet?

And what are their English names (I know them as "Tim und Struppie")?

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nicolas26279
 August 03, 2007 at 09:18 AM

哈哈，也许只有比利时人才觉得好笑，算了吧！

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amber
 August 03, 2007 at 09:04 AM

hi babliku,

You can say:

我不知道哪里好笑。

(Wǒ bùzhīdào nǎli hǎoxiào.)

I don't get it! :)

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babliku
 August 03, 2007 at 06:34 AM

I don't get it.

How do you say "don't get [a joke]" in Chinese?

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nicolas26279
 August 02, 2007 at 10:41 PM

另外一个

丁丁和白雪有什么不同？

答案: 白雪没有狗。

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excuter
 August 02, 2007 at 05:24 PM

aha, a tricky one. ;-)

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bazza
 August 01, 2007 at 05:35 PM

No, he is the head and his wife is the neck so whichever way his wife goes he has to follow. ;)

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excuter
 August 01, 2007 at 02:49 PM

Soooo... if she goes one way, he takes the other one?

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bazza
 August 01, 2007 at 10:30 AM

Mostly from www.haha365.com

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babliku
 August 01, 2007 at 09:45 AM

haha where do you get these jokes from?