Joke of the Day (每日笑话) #20

bazza
August 01, 2007, 05:58 AM posted in General Discussion
经理:在公司里我是头儿!
朋友:这我知道,可是在家里呢?
经理:我当然也是头儿了!
朋友:你太太呢?
经理:她是脖子。
朋友:怎么讲?
经理:她往左我就得往左,她往右我就得往右。
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babliku
August 01, 2007, 09:45 AM

haha where do you get these jokes from?

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excuter
August 04, 2007, 01:29 PM

你好 (hello), simcon, try out ChinesePera-kun. http://perapera.wordpress.com/ It´s a firefox plugin which gives you the words, the signs and the translation.

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excuter
August 01, 2007, 02:49 PM

Soooo... if she goes one way, he takes the other one?

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bazza
August 01, 2007, 05:35 PM

No, he is the head and his wife is the neck so whichever way his wife goes he has to follow. ;)

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excuter
August 02, 2007, 05:24 PM

aha, a tricky one. ;-)

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nicolas26279
August 02, 2007, 10:41 PM

另外一个 丁丁和白雪有什么不同? 答案: 白雪没有狗。

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bazza
August 01, 2007, 10:30 AM

Mostly from www.haha365.com

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amber
August 03, 2007, 09:04 AM

hi babliku, You can say: 我不知道哪里好笑。 (Wǒ bùzhīdào nǎli hǎoxiào.) I don't get it! :)

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nicolas26279
August 03, 2007, 09:18 AM

哈哈,也许只有比利时人才觉得好笑,算了吧!

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henning
August 03, 2007, 09:27 AM

nicolas26279, are 丁丁 and 白雪 in the new dictionary yet? And what are their English names (I know them as "Tim und Struppie")?

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nicolas26279
August 04, 2007, 06:29 AM

丁丁= Tintin 白雪= Snowy = Milou This well known international reporter...

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simcon
August 04, 2007, 07:37 AM

hello everyone. First post here. Know no chinese at all (first day trying to learn) so i don't think i am going to be able to read the joke lol.

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babliku
August 03, 2007, 06:34 AM

I don't get it. How do you say "don't get [a joke]" in Chinese?