I heard it on the street... my brain's gone!

If you hear something you haven't come across before bring it here!  It can be pitched at any level, we are not fussy.  

I'll start off with a condition that I know only too well.  On ChinesePod we have heard the expression 乱七八糟 luànqībāzāo (all over the place; at sixes and seven).. 

Yesterday I heard 我是雷得外僬里嫩 wo shi léi de wài jiāo li nèn.. I am not sure of the 'breakdown' but it means 'I am very tired and confused'.  嫩 nèn has a number of meanings including 'not good at something', but here it means 'tender' [edited, thanks Jason.]  

The conversation goes something like this .. (corrections are welcome):

A: 你干嘛啦？ 

B: 那，最近我睡的很不好。 

A: 哦，真的不好情况。。 

B: 对对对，那，那 昨天我跟我们的朋友联系啊。。 

A: 哦，谁? 

B: 哦，。。。 我忘了。 我，我是雷得外僬里嫩。。 

A: 是么？ 

B: 我是纠结的。

A: 是么？

B: 我累死了。

A: 去睡觉吧！

B. 好。  

Variations on this condition include: 

我是纠结的。。 wo shi jiūjié de  (my brain's 'gone' - literally it means that I am all mixed up with.. )