[Joke of the day] 想唱就唱

kimiik
December 27, 2008, 02:57 PM posted in General Discussion

.... 让我们报之以笑 !  :o))))

《2009,中国加油》
甲:大雪,像西方的价值观,自由的飘洒,
乙:漫天哀愁,一地冰碴 !

甲:中国退缩了吗?
全:没有!奥运成功了!我们胜利啦!
甲:炎黄坚毅的热血,如炽烈的圣火,燃烧灰暗的世界,
全:万里江山,又嵌上五彩的画夹!

甲:地震,像萨科奇的立场,用猥琐的伎俩,摇晃着巍巍中华
甲:中国退缩了吗?
全:没有!神七飞天了!我们胜利啦!
甲:瘦瘦的欧罗巴,挡不住天朝的金戈铁马,
全:地震的余波也能把法兰西催垮!

甲:塔里木的石油盛开幸福之花,
乙:达旺的唢呐奏响在喜马拉雅。
甲:中山世土的积怨填平了琉球海沟,
全:日月潭的微笑成为太平洋的奇葩!

甲:不动摇、不懈怠、不折腾
乙:不改旗、不易帜、不回头
全:将反华者狠狠的踏在脚下

甲:打满补丁的大船,挂上崭新的桅帆
全:乘风破浪,意气风发!
甲:2009
全:中国加油
甲:2009
全:中国最大

 

2009, Go China!

Lead: Snowstorm, freely falling down to earth, like western values
Lead: Despair fills the sky, ice covers the earth

Lead: Did China retreat?
All: No. The Olympics were a success! We are victorious!
Lead: Hot blood and iron will of Chinese people, lighten up the dark world like burning the holy flame
All: The rivers and mountains, ever more colorful and beautiful

Lead: Earthquakes, shifting back and forth like the positions of Sarkozy, with his dirty tricks, trying to shake the great China
Lead: Did China retreat?
All: No. The Shenzhou-7 launched. We are victorious!
Lead: Pathetic Europe will never stop the insurmountable force of our great dynasty
All: Just the aftershocks from the earthquake would destroy France!

Lead: The happy flowers flourish in the oil fields on Tarim Basin
Lead: The suona [musical instrument] sings aloud in the Tawang district of the Himalayas
Lead: Historically accumulated resentment fill the Ryukyu Trench
All: Smiles in Sun Moon Lake became a miraculous flower in the Pacific Ocean

Lead: Do not waver, do not slow down, do not make big changes
Lead: Do not change the flag, Do not turn back
All: Step ruthlessly over all anti-China forces

Lead: The giant ship full of patches, raise up the brand new sail
All: Spirits are high, crash through the waves, the wind is at our back
Lead: 2009
All: Go China
Lead: 2009
All: China the Greatest

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kimiik
June 11, 2009, 06:58 AM

Obama's Dream :

"And I want to particularly say this to young people of every faith, in every country - you, more than anyone, have the ability to remake this world.

All of us share this world for but a brief moment in time. The question is whether we spend that time focused on what pushes us apart, or whether we commit ourselves to an effort - a sustained effort - to find common ground, to focus on the future we seek for our children, and to respect the dignity of all human beings.

It is easier to start wars than to end them. It is easier to blame others than to look inward; to see what is different about someone than to find the things we share. But we should choose the right path, not just the easy path. There is also one rule that lies at the heart of every religion - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. This truth transcends nations and peoples - a belief that isn't new; that isn't black or white or brown; that isn't Christian, or Muslim or Jew. It's a belief that pulsed in the cradle of civilization, and that still beats in the heart of billions. It's a faith in other people, and it's what brought me here today.

We have the power to make the world we seek, but only if we have the courage to make a new beginning."

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changye
December 29, 2008, 10:32 AM

她们好像都是所谓《超级女声》,我最喜欢的是《何洁》小姐!

P/S. SOS团万岁!

The theme song of “SOS brigade” (Opening theme)

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EhwdPIijo

Ending theme and Dance of “SOS brigade”

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=DSIJZlhNsBo

“SOS brigade dance” by anime otaku all over the world!!http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=5iNwzm-cs9Q&feature=related

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kimiik
January 06, 2009, 07:48 AM

@Changye,

大SOS连邦发展和日长一线一样  ;o)

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pearltowerpete
January 06, 2009, 08:00 AM

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kimiik
December 29, 2008, 08:45 AM

Instead of crappy nationalist songs, this chinese students should learn things like that :

点一盏灯 把温暖传给每个人
这土地有你 才能够叫我们
我们心都善良
不忍心谁受伤
伸出手 不求回报的快乐

打开心门
给予真爱和心疼
关於爱 才会拥有得更完整
相信有股坚强
它来自心深处
是爸爸妈妈给我们最好的礼物

把手敞开 让需要爱的都进来
诚挚说 不会孤单一起走
这份爱是永恒 他来自心深处
是爸爸妈妈给我们最好的礼物

We are the world
We are the children
你是我的兄弟姊妹 是爱的世界
生命像花和蝴蝶 相互依偎才会美
珍惜身边你所爱的 Just You and Me

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Sorry for the title of this thread. It's quite wrong and I don't really know how it came out like that.

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changye
January 06, 2009, 10:52 AM

不瞒你说,最近我听到中国国歌《义勇军进行曲》的时候发现自己在不知不觉中兴奋起来。连我这个老外都为这首有活力的曲子而稍微激动,更何况是为祖国自豪的中国青年!音乐的力量真是不能小看,难怪基督教有很重视教堂音乐的传统。

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miantiao
January 06, 2009, 02:04 PM

没话说!还不敢相信是真的,那应该是开玩笑,对吗?要是真的话,那就太不像话了。儿童学会这种异常思维后,绝对不是很容易改的。

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kimiik
January 06, 2009, 02:32 PM

@Changye,

基督教的教堂用音乐 (crossroads脑力的传统)
但是伊斯兰教不用音乐 (desert困苦的传统)。

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kimiik
January 07, 2009, 10:51 AM

In the classroom video, I was thinking about the first sentence "大雪,像西方的价值观,自由的飘洒" (Western value are like heavy snow, they can be easily spead away by the wind) and this comparison of "western values" with snow is not as bad as I first thought.

- The snow makes everything look nice (even an ugly landscape).

- If the wind moves the top of the snow, it will just bring it to another place and leave the basic layer on the floor.

- When you walk on snow, you don't blow it away ... just leave traces.

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pearltowerpete
January 06, 2009, 09:03 AM

長輩講沒用的愛國屁話,問題不大。但晚輩被這種思想感染,社會的未來不容樂觀。