Rubber bananas

johnb
July 16, 2007, 01:25 AM posted in General Discussion

A real life example of tones mattering...

I was in a coffee shop over the weekend, and a foreign guy and his Chinese girlfriend came in to order a cake. The guy spoke passable Chinese, and the entire transaction was done in Chinese. The funny part went something like this:

Clerk: 你要哪个?(which one do you want?)
Guy: 我要那个橡胶的。。。(I want the rubber one)
Clerk:  哦。。。(uh...)
Girl:  香蕉的吧!(the banana one!)

Banana (香蕉, xiang1jiao1). Rubber (橡胶, xiang4jiao1). 

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azerdocmom
July 16, 2007, 07:57 AM

Great anecdote! Tone police back in business again!

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bazza
July 16, 2007, 08:14 AM

Good one. hehe

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rich
July 16, 2007, 08:57 AM

Wow, I'll watch that one when I'm buying my favorite fruit.... probably already did and didn't know it.. who knows.

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KennyK
July 16, 2007, 09:18 AM

maybe that guy listened to the podcast on "buying condoms" too many times :P

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AuntySue
July 16, 2007, 10:42 AM

He'd be in trouble in one of those restaurants that have realistic looking models of their dishes on display, he might actually be sold the rubber one. It's nice that the clerical staff help out in the shop when it's busy.

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excuter
July 16, 2007, 10:55 AM

I don´t like bananas anyway, but if I need some rubber for whatever I´ll shure be carefull now ;-)

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danjo
July 16, 2007, 12:54 PM

Sometime last year a student of mine, who along with classmates had cooked me a delicious meal, asked me 香不香? I assumed she had said 想不想? meaning "would you like some more?" and said 不香. Oops.