Joke for the Day--猫
helenshen_counselor
June 17, 2009, 04:03 AM posted in General Discussion猫
一外教教小朋友一个单词“cat”，老师让小朋友猜猜是什么，老师说:"它每天喜欢躺在炕头，睡觉的时候还打呼噜”，有个小朋友站起来说：“那是我爷爷。”
貓
一外教教小朋友一個單詞“cat”，老師讓小朋友猜猜是什麽，老師說：“它每天喜歡躺在炕頭，睡覺的時候還打呼嚕”，有個小朋友站起來說：“那是我爺爺。”
māo
yī wàijiào jiāo xiǎopéngyou yī gè dāncí "cat"，lǎoshī ràng xiǎopéngyou cāi cāi shì shénme，lǎoshī shuō: "tā měitiān xǐhuan tǎng zài kàngtóu，shuìjiào de shíhou hái dǎ hūlu，yǒu gè xiǎopéngyou zhànqǐlai shuō：“nàshi wǒ yéye. ”
躺/tǎng/to lie; 小朋友/xiǎopéngyou/children; 打呼噜/dǎ hūlu/to snore; 猜/cāi/to guess; 爷爷/yéye/grandpa; 炕头/kàngtóu/heatable brick bed
jckeith
June 17, 2009, 05:37 AM谢谢你笑话。这些笑话比较冷，但是我喜欢看它们。很有助练习读中文。
helenshen_counselor
June 17, 2009, 05:55 AM@sorry, I forget the vocabulary part!
texinchina
June 17, 2009, 06:15 AM炕头是什么意思？我猜猜recliner
yancer
June 17, 2009, 06:31 AM炕是中国北方冬天睡的床~睡在上面很暖和，炕头就是床头的意思
changye
June 17, 2009, 06:38 AMHere is a military joke I found in the Chinese magazine 《故事会》 several years ago. I love this joke very much.
一辆军用卡车陷入泥潭，幸亏后面来了一辆吉普车，车上跳下几名军官，他们费了九牛二虎之力才把卡车推出泥潭。
“天哪！”其中一位军官气喘嘘嘘地说，“你的车够沉的，车子里是些什么东西？” “28名新兵。”司机回答。
helenshen_counselor
June 17, 2009, 06:40 AM@texinchina, 炕头 is a heatable brick bed. You can only find this kind of bed in countryside! I still remember I have spent several nights with this bed, but I was not feeling so good!
helenshen_counselor
June 17, 2009, 07:10 AM@changye, I could smell something here! Punishment is somewhere waiting for them, detention or push ups! haha
coljac
June 17, 2009, 11:22 AM@changye,nice one.
coljac
June 17, 2009, 04:21 AMCorny joke, but I learned "小朋友" means kids, so that's a big win. :)
Am I correct that there's some ambiguity in "打呼噜" between "snore" and "purr"? My dictionaries were a little unclear on that point.